One girl and one boy is just not enough.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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