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  I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.

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• Lost and drunk in the woods...and the cops can actuall find you?! How old ARE you? My guess is 13...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 11:35am

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  • Dude..apparently you've never been on a float trip or gone camping.

    Submitted by Westie on May 5, 10 at 12:36pm

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• You'd think a lot of things were obvious to cops but they're an unfortunate breed.

  Submitted by vknomye on May 5, 10 at 3:44pm

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• This was on FML too.

  Submitted by The_Sac on May 5, 10 at 5:43pm

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• Rough

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 11:23am

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• Fuck the police

  Submitted by ₩¥€ on May 5, 10 at 5:10pm

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• this calls for "i remember my first beer"

  Submitted by vinogirl on May 5, 10 at 12:44pm

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• Fuck cops

  Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 12:03pm

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• 6 x I,I,I,I,I,I.....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 11:35am

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• Why were there cops in the woods?

  Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on May 5, 10 at 1:46pm

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