Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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