it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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