i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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