Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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