I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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