Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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