Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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