What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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