That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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