it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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