Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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