his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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