Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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