people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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