You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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