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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.

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You should buy this shirt in a baby size

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:17pm

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You'll have 18 years to remember that "100x better " moment! Congrats Dad! Haha

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:16pm

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Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy

Submitted by feltch on Apr 9, 10 at 5:59pm

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- Hahaha.
  
  Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 9, 10 at 9:47pm
  
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awful, selfish thing to do to a girl. what a fucking asshole. he should think of someone other than himself for once.

Submitted by Sassycat on Apr 9, 10 at 5:46pm

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- Did you read the OP? He thought she asked for it.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:24pm
  
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  - so a guy should only listen if he's ready to be a dad
    
    Submitted by starvingArtist on Apr 11, 10 at 12:34am
    
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    Okay, valid point.
    
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 11, 10 at 2:53am
    
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Dude, you're a dick

Submitted by maxleitz on Apr 9, 10 at 7:28pm

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uhmm..? so her freaking out made that more pleasurable? okay creep.

Submitted by randidandy75 on Apr 9, 10 at 9:15pm

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- So right as you cum, the chick starts moving especially wildly. How is that anything but nice? I mean, yeah, when you figure out what happened it's lame, but at the moment of, good times.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:29pm
  
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It's a bad night sazzy because the girl is now worried that she is, or even is, pregnant. And if u can't see that - then you're mentally too young to be doing this stuff yrself. Grow up!

Submitted by Martin998877 on Apr 9, 10 at 5:24pm

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reading this made me feel physically sick!! I would have probably have smashed your dick in after that move. \n\nhopefully she gets a plan B right away!

Submitted by hayleynewell on Apr 9, 10 at 10:24pm

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"100x better"? have fun with that child support (;

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 8:08pm

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WTF? Pulling out isn't proper birth control anyway. The guy's an asshole, but the girl is just plain stupid.

Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Apr 10, 10 at 5:22am

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Let's hope she isn't ovulating...

Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 9, 10 at 4:19pm

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Oh so it was exciting to have her squirming frantically underneath you, trying to push you off? How many times have you raped someone?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 12:02pm

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- I like forced sex, it's exhilarating, I wish I was a guy..
  
  Submitted by Shrasa on May 30, 10 at 11:06pm
  
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Wasn't she suppose to let him know before letting him " in "?

Submitted by bobbynips on Apr 9, 10 at 10:22pm

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- Yes, that makes sense. They were both in the wrong I think.
  
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Put your D into her A and F away.

Submitted by pichu180 on Apr 9, 10 at 11:18pm

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I think a quick mention beforehand would be better

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 9, 10 at 11:12pm

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Congrats on the baby!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 3:05am

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That sucks.

Submitted by SaraJean on Apr 9, 10 at 4:15pm

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What a fucking asshole. I hope she isn't pregnant with such a douches child.

Submitted by thegreatflyer on Apr 9, 10 at 10:59pm

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Dadddyyyyyy!!!!!!

Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 10, 10 at 1:38am

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It's called plan b bitches.

Submitted by MIBassett on Apr 9, 10 at 11:19pm

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Wow what an asshole

Submitted by whiskers946 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:34pm

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This guy is a wanker, why would you not use a condom anyway?! I fucking hope he pays for an abortion if she is pregnant misogynistic twat.

Submitted by likeafishinvokda on Apr 20, 10 at 6:40pm

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You know that sperm comes out of the dick before he comes all the way right? Pulling out doesnt work abyway! This is why we need sex ed in high school dammit.

Submitted by breekismet on Apr 12, 10 at 9:31am

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- While it's obviously not the best method and doesn't protect against STDs, it's still effective, if done right, about 95% effective.
  
  Submitted by FunWriter21 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:43am
  
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what a douche

Submitted by rachel5 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:27pm

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this almost sounds like r@pe

Submitted by guidette79 on Apr 10, 10 at 1:10am

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Extraordinary - all you haters lack a) a sense of humour, b) perspective, c) take things to seriously and d) are the misogynists - getting kicks from this site. Who could possible draw a 'r.a.p.e' theory from this text? You need your heads examined.

Submitted by neversaidnever on Jun 17, 10 at 3:10pm

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I think it's better when guys cum on the inside

Submitted by chai on Apr 12, 10 at 1:48am

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- I agree!
  
  Submitted by Shrasa on May 30, 10 at 11:09pm
  
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Lmfaooooooooo 12:02

Submitted by SavannahElaine22 on Apr 12, 10 at 12:48am

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Fuck yoy

Submitted by malface on Apr 10, 10 at 2:05am

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Wear a condom for who you want to be not who you are.

Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:57pm

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Never stay to play, always pull n spray!

Submitted by NJPride on Apr 10, 10 at 6:14am

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Haven't you ever heard rap it before you tap it but anyways hopefully the dumb bitch ain't pregnant I would sure feel sorry for the child

Submitted by troyfish on Apr 11, 10 at 12:17am

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Well I think Lauren_ftw is one of the few here w/ a brain!!

Submitted by blahblahr on Apr 10, 10 at 6:33pm

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Sounds like an honest mistake. You guys are the douchebags.

Submitted by LimePowered on Apr 9, 10 at 11:05pm

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- agreed, an honest mistake, i wish i was a guy, i can just imagine how exhilarating!
  
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Lol at BurnSween

Submitted by mae on Apr 10, 10 at 5:55pm

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Happy fathers day

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:38pm

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Nothin like hittin it raw dog and toppin off the tank!

Submitted by blancolex300 on Apr 9, 10 at 4:40pm

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Why is she out of the kitchen anyway

Submitted by BurnSween on Apr 10, 10 at 2:43am

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- the chain around the ankle is long enough to rech the bedroom and the kitchen :P
  
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I wish my boyfriend would come inside me, I find it really hot but he refuses.

Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 10, 12 at 12:07am

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The funniest website online just posted a "funny" text about R.A.P.E. FAIL.

Submitted by anon808 on Apr 12, 10 at 8:32pm

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First 399

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:29pm

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PLAN B!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:48am

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Shouldn't she be on the pill?

Submitted by NCA on Apr 9, 10 at 6:49pm

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It's called birth control/plan b/nipping it in the butt. Problem solved.

Submitted by tec27 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:09pm

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I think it's better that way

Submitted by chai on Apr 12, 10 at 12:34am

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She deserves it for not being on the pill. Or using a condom.

Submitted by degraded on Apr 10, 10 at 4:26am

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- No one deserves an unwanted child, no matter what. OP's a dick, there's no need to protect him.
  
  Submitted by gutsout on Apr 10, 10 at 5:50am
  
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- Yeah, and he deserves 18 years of child support payments for not using a condom or pulling out. Also, lots of girls can't be on the pill- I've never heard of a guy who couldn't use a condom.
  
  Submitted by janelane on Apr 10, 10 at 12:31pm
  
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  - There do exist guys who are allergic to the latex, actually. There are some speciality condoms for them(sheepskin or something), but they're far less effective.
    
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- it takes two in this situation it's both of their faults! it DEFINATELY shouldn't be only up to the girl to be on the pill! if he doesn't want a baby he should wear a condom to protect himself.
  
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- Agreed, birth control pills are worth it :) and condoms aren't nearly as good as the feeling of flesh
  
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Awww yeah. That's how I roll. All effing day.

Submitted by hentailover on Apr 9, 10 at 8:09pm

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Whats she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

Submitted by BurnSween on Apr 10, 10 at 12:50am

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Is NICE!

Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 10, 10 at 10:15am

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seriously?!?!?! I don't know what the hell this chick is thinking but pleasure is a two way street.... u gotta let a man finish.... and why wouldn't u go on birth control?!?! if ur stupid enough to not be on birth control u take it up the ass

Submitted by surfergirrll on Apr 10, 10 at 9:30pm

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That's what plan b is for. Keep painting that nursry

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 6:07pm

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You're a dumb ass. I hope she had quads. You deserve to be destitute for life.

Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:12am

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Good. She is supposed to carry children, cook, clean, stay home, and do what the man wants anyway.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 8:24am

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motherfucker

Submitted by kara420 on Apr 10, 10 at 3:53pm

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I blame the girl, she should be on birth control...way to raw dog it man!

Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 9, 10 at 6:08pm

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- I blame the guy, he shouldn't be such an ass.
  
  Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 9, 10 at 9:49pm
  
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- It's not just the girl's responsibility. In case you haven't noticed, it takes TWO to make a child, asshole.
  
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- You should be sterilized.
  
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Nothing like spreading your seed!

Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 9, 10 at 4:44pm

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I don't understand how this could be construed as a bad nite. Cmon people.

Submitted by sazzy1887 on Apr 9, 10 at 4:49pm

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- HMM YEAH UNWANTED PREGNANCY SOOOO FUN. i hope the asshole at least forked over the $50 for plan b
  
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First

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- youre so cool.
  
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