I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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