You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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