i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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