She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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