Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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what are you doing with your life
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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