What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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