You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Randomize
