I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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