bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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