At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Vodka?
Forever.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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