Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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