we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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