He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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