i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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