You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This gyro tastes like lonliness
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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