Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If I die, sorry about rent.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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