Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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