All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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