if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He passed out mid-signature
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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