in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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