I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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