perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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