I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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