I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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