we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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