They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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