i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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