he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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