He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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