My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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