A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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