come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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