It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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