I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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