so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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